This is why we're friends.
NTKG: one day, paul, we woke up and we were aged like a fine cheddar
ME: i pretty much came out of the womb that way
NTKG: you came out with a dissertation on why pachelbel was a hack compared to mozart
NTKG: i came out with electoral college maps and projections
Welcome to Your Quarterlife Crisis →
ihavenightmares: Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside each other in his downtown bachelor apartment and have sex that neither of them particularly enjoys. They’ve been sort-of dating for a while now, but they’re not willing to commit to each other: he likes her, but doesn’t know if he always will. She can’t decide if she...